ZAC: Well, Doctor, what are the results of my tests?
DOCTOR: Weeeeelll... everything came back great. Negative for herpes, chlamydia/ganorrhea, HIV... and you've been immunized for Hepatitis B.
ZAC: Well, hey, that's all good news.
DOCTOR: Yes, very good news. And it says here, you have the virility of 3 twenty-year-olds combined... AND, you have the seminal fortitude of an alpha-male gorilla.
ZAC: Doctor?
DOCTOR: Seriously. Look, it says that, right there. (Shows the chart)