You Don't Even Play Piano

... Zac The Knife... Zacharchy....... "Quote, quote.....quotes, there you go, more quotes." -Kieran.......... Deane: Anywhere that serves alcohol and food is acceptable for my admittedly low standards......... Kieran: predictably terrible......... Marie: you talk like a psyco guy on TV........ Carly: Masturbation is NOT an ice cream flavour!........ SoulMan81284: You're actually halfway intelligent... zdurisko: i certainly try to be............ firefirefire314: I need to read this manual on how to kill mockingbirds........... scorin8: no i am amazed by you, you're a walking cool ass dictionary of fun shit............ z0331: you're being worse than most girls.......... asunny2: reflect away, but don't ever think you are a bad person.......... liblibprez: you are way too adorable sometimes.......... SoulMan81284: I love how people think you're sane and I'm crazy.......... z0331: GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE THE DAMN GAME zdurisko: :-( z0331: yeah...u would be all...frowny emoticon at that.......... celia5555555555: sorry I was making myself a burito........... fizixdaddyo: a free man.......... Hiro Yagyu: military strategy rocks.......... scorin8: I find that sometimes I think something is a joke, yet I have no idea cause I don't get it.......... estralitaria: we, thankfully, have gotten over that and are secure in our pretentions.......... SoulMan81284: Even your heathen heart would have been warmed.......... zdurisko: where would i be without you, jill? ohyahno: i dont know zac :-)........... Hiro Yagyu: france, hahahhaha Hiro Yagyu: suckeres.......... celia5555555555: you're a cute little puppy :-)........... XMetalHead715X: even tittier (if thats a word)........... estralitaria: well i guess not zdurisko: not a deal? estralitaria:no, i mean yes..........

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"'The Downward Spiral of my Life' By Zac." -Connor.

Active since December 2002.

Celebrating "Japanese Real Estate Day" since the beginning.

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"Damn it, Zac, you should post more often."

So I finally got into that class that I wanted-- Behavioral Ecology. So that's good news...
And Colleen can't visit, at least for a while, so that's bad news.

Max isn't home yet, so that's bad news. But I got paid, so that's good news.

The other day Paula asked me if I was having lots of phone sex. The answer, honestly, is no. It's... just... so... weird. I think it stems from my hatred of phones in the first place. I mean, I hate talking on the phone, so that's not really condusive to sex. Plus, don't you just feel really corny or worse, perverted, asking for someone to give you a PIECE with their seductive words? I mean... are they supposed to say what they're "doing" in this fantasy, or are they supposed to respond? Like, would you ASK for a phone-line vocal BJ, or just say "Yeah, baby, that feels nice." But, I mean, DOES it feel nice? It WOULD, in real life, no doubt, but it DOESN'T feel like anything on the phone, really.

So no, I don't do phone sex.

Today I bought 4 Hunter S. Thompson books from Amazon. Thus adding to my collection of gonzo journalism.

But that's just my opinion.
Zac.

posted by Zac "Ille Falx" @ 5/21/2005 02:17:00 PM

Saturday, May 21, 2005