You Don't Even Play Piano

... Zac The Knife... Zacharchy....... "Quote, quote.....quotes, there you go, more quotes." -Kieran.......... Deane: Anywhere that serves alcohol and food is acceptable for my admittedly low standards......... Kieran: predictably terrible......... Marie: you talk like a psyco guy on TV........ Carly: Masturbation is NOT an ice cream flavour!........ SoulMan81284: You're actually halfway intelligent... zdurisko: i certainly try to be............ firefirefire314: I need to read this manual on how to kill mockingbirds........... scorin8: no i am amazed by you, you're a walking cool ass dictionary of fun shit............ z0331: you're being worse than most girls.......... asunny2: reflect away, but don't ever think you are a bad person.......... liblibprez: you are way too adorable sometimes.......... SoulMan81284: I love how people think you're sane and I'm crazy.......... z0331: GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE THE DAMN GAME zdurisko: :-( z0331: yeah...u would be all...frowny emoticon at that.......... celia5555555555: sorry I was making myself a burito........... fizixdaddyo: a free man.......... Hiro Yagyu: military strategy rocks.......... scorin8: I find that sometimes I think something is a joke, yet I have no idea cause I don't get it.......... estralitaria: we, thankfully, have gotten over that and are secure in our pretentions.......... SoulMan81284: Even your heathen heart would have been warmed.......... zdurisko: where would i be without you, jill? ohyahno: i dont know zac :-)........... Hiro Yagyu: france, hahahhaha Hiro Yagyu: suckeres.......... celia5555555555: you're a cute little puppy :-)........... XMetalHead715X: even tittier (if thats a word)........... estralitaria: well i guess not zdurisko: not a deal? estralitaria:no, i mean yes..........

Good Karma since 1985.

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"'The Downward Spiral of my Life' By Zac." -Connor.

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So I just set off the fire alarm for the whole building. Oops. Shitty. I was cooking bacon, and I GUESS it was a little smokey and whatever, but shit… it wasn’t ON FIRE. It was fine. I was standing over it the WHOLE time. My alarm goes off and I’m like “what the shit!?” I start waving a towel and trying to get it to stop. In like, 30 seconds, the whole building alarm went off. How? Why? Why does god HATE me??

650 students in the street. Yeah, I have that power.

I'm a good person, honestly. Don't everybody hate me for waking you up at 3:30 AM. Please. Good Karma...
But that's just my opinion.
Zac.

posted by Zac "Ille Falx" @ 2/16/2005 03:57:00 AM

Wednesday, February 16, 2005