Ok, so this is it. The time has come. Chris says the whet stone needs to sharpen Ille Falx. I guess that makes sense, since the weed stone has dulled my blade so...
Are you ready? Here comes my conscious effort to turn this life around. A few episodes of "Queer Eye" and a few little snipits of advice from friends and I'm ready. So...
I bring to you the new... the improving... the... gonna-not-be-such-a-loser ZAC.
Don't take my word for it, actions speak louder. So, watch as I ACT.
Sammy: Is university Latin very much different from Lienau Latin? PS: Tell your girlfriend I love her and her pink hair.
Connor: Watch me not smoke. And I washed your sweatshirt and It's all clean and chillin' here.
J-Dogg: How does one man become so empowered by the almighty? You're my god.
Et. al.: pshhhhhhhhh--- can't touch this. DUN dun dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Can't touch this. DUN dun dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. YEOW!