It's been my intention for some time to write a little blurb about Greg. Gerg... the straight shooter. Greg, the magical bunny. Well, anyways... here I go.
Greg wasn't put on this planet to be my personal alarm clock.
Greg doesn't really mind.
Greg's a nice guy. With good intentions and meanings behind the things that he does.
Greg sucks at counter-strike.
Greg... doesn't... smoke, drink, chew tobacco, drink coffee too much, shoot heroin or snort coke. So far as we know.........
Greg doesn't have me fooled. I know where he's coming from...
Many people don't know this, but I used to be Greg's little brother, until he stook the last piece of chocolate cake and left me with that gross apple pie, which isnt even apple pie, but this like, apple-sauce pie filler with whipped cream on it, yeah, i know, its friggin' gross. We are now separated.
Greg is the white wizard.
Greg is the motivation behind the Capa machine-- which is still top secret.
Greg got the song 99 Red Balloons stuck in his head.
Greg makes special trips out to buy a box of tissues 6 blocks south of where we have our next classes in a half hour...
Greg speaks french... but people would rather he didn't.
Greg is the manager of his own paint company crew.
Greg plays the banjo.
Greg will never get a double entree of German Toast.
....nor will I.
Greg lives down the hall. With the blue door. and the... nothing inside... and sometimes a funny smell, aparently...
Greg uses his jedi powers for good.
Greg looks at the world a different way than everyone else... but I still need to talk to him about it.
Greg is straight-edge SXE SXE SXE all the way. Just like Corinne ;-).
Actually, Greg puts up with a lot of shit.
Oh man, also, Greg is one of those guys who doesn't like to swear or cuss or anything like that. My Grandfather always told me not to trust a man who didn't cuss in front of me... and yes, the family reunions still suck... but anyways, Don't trust Greg.
Greg is a Canadian... like... perfectly.
Greg thinks the UN is a valid political entity with respect to power and control over current affairs.
Greg is pretty easy-going for a sober person.
Greg + Selica = CUTTTEEEEE!!!!!
Greg... for some weird reason, has this attachment to Movie Trailers... yeah, I think it's kinda creepy.
Greg is a really good motivating factor to my waking up in the morning.
