Conley is the mastermind. His handiwork is at the heart of everything.
Ok, so like, if this is the matrix, then Conley is the architech. Yeah. For sure.
Conley is in charge.
Conley is the floorfellow. (I want his room)
Conley is deffinately one of the coolest floor-fellows ever to have been given the job.
Conley likes the meal plan. And soup that eats like a meal... and Hawiian Pizza.. maybe too much.
Conley plays video games. Hey, he even met Tycho and Gabe. He likes to tell that story.
Conley has a broken VCR... with one that works on top of it... if he borrows it. Riiiight.
Pssssssttt.... Conley claims that Toshiba computers are just as good as any other.
I'll tell you this. Conley is a 1337 4axx0|2.
Conley introduced me to... IRISH CAR BOMBS. yay!
Hey, his dad used to play hockey... like... professionally.
Conley's name ISN'T C.J. or Seige... or even Conley, Jr.
Conley doesn't live in the 80's like Alix, but sometimes... he does get a bit nostalgic.
Connor: "Conley's mom is a good lay."
Conley is a trouble maker... I'm tellin' ya.
Conley leaves this space empty on purpose. Oh, and he's doesn't usually wear a tux.
Conley told me not to drink the water... on the first day. He also said that my mircowave was... ok...
Conley will probably be disappointed with this post... sorry man.
Conley understands... uh... my friend's problems.
Conley is the go-to-guy on 3rd.
Conley is in management... which is good, because he's a cold-hearted neo-con bastard. His new shoes must be suited for trapling the unions... with speed and efficiency (thanks, connor)
Conley likes Connor's hat. He wears it. Connor is buying a new hat.
Conley has the courage in his blood and the fire in his stare. (eh, eh?) and... sand in his vagina... tee-hee.
Conley takes soooo many glasses at dinner... some of them don't even get filled. Christ.
Conley's back says 11:05... just in case you were not asking what time it isn't.
Conley does know how to shotgun beers. That's a fer-shure.
Conley is floating in a tin can. Highhhhhh high... as a kite. He misses the earth so much, he misses his... girlfriend. And this is your song... wait... he and suzy remember when rock was young.... damn it.... hold on....
.................................................................................................................................... he can feel the love tonight. Yeah.
I'm actually not sure what Conley thinks about the Lion King. I'll ask him tomorrow... maybe.
Conley loves his floor.
If you say "earmuffs," Conley will cover his ears. COCK! BALLS!
Conley has a good heart. We love him.
Conley has a stuffed penguin and a little monkey hat thing... 's very coo'
Conley may be able to cap me in CS, but I can own him in Ricochet.
Conley is classified in the punk world as... SKA. Yay for ska.
Conley reads fantasy. Conley has a little bit of me, Maxim, Garrett and God mixed into his personality.
Conley has a really cool girlfriend.
Conley is a hell of a guy. I'm certainly proud to be his friend.
Conley appreciates the floggin' craziness of Connor's music. I dunno if thats good or bad.
Conley will push you down the stairs... but, that being said, he'd help you up if you got hurt... maybe. If you're not in a labour union.
Conley has two doors to his room. If you need something, they're almost always open.
Conley brought me back 12 beer in the cold the other night.
Conley and I have the same pant size. Odd as that is...
Conley can draw like nobody else's business... with crayons.
Conley likes to wear his aviators while drinking jack and coke. Who can blame him?
Conley's hair is getting pretty long.
Conley's friends are awesome. (Myself included.)
Conley has been using the BMH mealplan for a year and a half... but still makes mistakes.
Conley brought me to Brutopia. Thanks, man. He also introduced me to K-werd and Sean.
Conley is a great guy, a great floor fellow, and I'm certainly a better person for having met him.
So, to you man. More cheers, more beers.
