For the record... I've been drunk the last 4 nights in a row. Can you spell alcoholic? Because I can't... I'm too drunK!
Oh snap!
Anyways, I want to tell you children about last night. Scootch closer:
4:30 PM - Connor enters my room and asks me what I'm doing for the night. I tell him that I've been drunk the last 3 nights in a row and that I'm gonna take-'er-easy. After some convincing, he gets me to agree to go out with him--- probably to Brutopia.
6:00 PM - I enter Conley's room and ask what he's doing for the night. He says that if he makes some calls that he would love for Connor and I to join him at this house party. I agree.
6:30 PM - Connor and Conley both enter my room and start fighting on the bed. w/e. Then we decide to start drinking at 8-- in Connor's room.
7:15 PM - Connor and I start drinking. Vodka shots and beer and vodka mixes.
7:30 PM - We all order food to be delivered from Alto's, this italian place. It comes and is good. We watch X2 in Connor's room for a while.
9:15 PM - We come down to the third floor where Conley and I live, and a bunch of people are in the hallway... supposedly going out soon. Connor and I decide that house parties are "so pre-school" and that we would rather not go.
10:00 PM - Conley gets a call that his friends are somewhere and that we have to go meet them-- NOW. Chug Chug Chug time. Conley downs a LOT of fucking Jack Daniels... as well as vodka and beer etc. etc. I finish my drink. Connor takes some more shots.
10:30 PM - We meet Conley's friends and go to a store to buy beer. We end up at some guys apartment. Dave, I think. And show off our purchases. 950mL cans of beer. For those of you who don't know, 1000mL is a liter... so yeah. We all sit down, a few more people come and it turns out that this is the pre-drinking party to the house-party.
11:30 PM - Conley, Connor and I are showing major signs of being drunk. BUT... it's also time to go to the party. You know what that means! We all have to down the rest of our beers. In essence.... 3/4 of a liter. Ouch. Makes me sick to think about it. Oh, and for the record, this is Labatt Bleue Dry -- 6.5% alcohol, i think. Only in canada.........
Connor gets a call from his girlfriend saying that a bunch of people they know from back home are over at Brutopia-- where Connor and I originally wanted to go anyways.
11:45 PM - Conley doesn't know whether to come with us or his old friends-- he chooses us and is happy with that decision. : )
12:00 AM - POURING RAIN ALL OVER ST. CATHERINE'S. We're SOAKED.
12:05 AM - We stop at a bank machine to get some money and head to Brutopia. Carded... and yet, once again, Connor gets in... I don't know how he does it. We find his friends and order some beer. Yay!
1:00 AM - A few pints later the band starts playing again. They open with Billy Joel - Piano Man.. for those of you who don't know, this is my and Conley's drinking song. We sing along, dance, everybody has a good time.
2:00 AM - Conley goes to the bar and returns with a beer and 6 shots. We all take one. Not bad tasting, but enough alcohol to put Connor over the top.
3:00 AM - (i think) closing time? so we have to leave. But, we wanted to anyways. We leave and start walking home. The rain has stopped.
3:45 AM - Connor and this other kid go to upper rez and Conley and I walk to girls home to new rez.
4:15 AM - Conley and I leave new rez.
4:16 AM - Conley says that a cab would be a good idea. I deny it on the grounds that it's a short walk and that cab will be 7-8 bucks. He agrees, takes a step, staggers and offers that we take a cab again. I agree. We take a cab. I pay. He's not looking so hot.
4:20 AM - Conley and I get upstairs, he goes in his room and apparently throws up in his sink. I don't blame him. Connor is already passed out in his room... still in his clothes, barely on his bed.
4:30 AM - I'm drunk and alone. BUT I didn't throw up. : )
